Instant Video Games - Lara Croft

Lara Croft & Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem Quotes

All aboard the Midtown Express...TO HELL!

Life is like a box of ammo.

I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!

Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!

Now you see me? Now you're dead!

You're the Sickness and I'm the Cure!

The bigger they are, the more they bleed!

Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants!

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

...and I thought cigars tasted bad!

Blow it out your ass.

Boooorn to be wiiiiild!

Come get some!

Damn, that was annoying.

Eat shit and die!

Get back to work you slacker!

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

Go ahead, make my day!

Gonna rip 'em a new one!

I ain't afraid of no quake.

I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...

I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!

It hurts to be you!

It's ass-kickin' time!

Let God sort'em out.

Terminated!

Yippie kay-yay mother fucker!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack!

I'll blow you a new hole!

I ain't got time to bleed!

I go where I please and I please where I go.

It's a good day to die.

I make this look good.